This is the gayest beer we have ever made. In fact, it may be the gayest American wheat beer ever made by anyone. This is our Pink Triangle clone. (Just kidding) The Freak Brothers tend to avoid this level of gayness in brewing because, this is the kind of beer you see phrat boys drinking to appear sophisticated. It is the kind of beer our wives order when we take them to a brew pub. But, we made it anyway. After all, you gotta have some beer that the family and friends will drink. I hate to gay this (I mean say this) but, E wants to fruit the beer next time we make it. How queer is that? As if it weren't fem enough. He wants to toss in some cherries or raspberries. I am not sure I can go that gay but, he says it is for his sisters birthday party. Must be a Power Puff Girls theme or something. Oh well, it will taste good on a hot summer day. And by the way, Yep! It's that Gay! However, it had an OG of 1.054 and the FG is 1.013. Not bad for the gayest beer in the world!
P.S. I checked on it the next day and it was settling out, clearing up and getting some good color to it. I actually can't wait to try it. Don't tell anyone.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Yeah! It's That Gay!
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Man Law! Don't fruit the beer! You can serve it in a disposable douche bag and garnish it with a tampon. You can even use a pantie liner for a coaster but, for God's sake, don't fruit the beer!
The good news is that the Douche Bag Wheat is starting to clear off and get some color to it. For a while there, it looked like egg nog. How gay is that?
I'd say the "gayest" beer is any beer that you're holding.
thought you guys would like this.. i want to open a brewpub someday and am working on my own gay beer for the masses. a light dortmunder. gonna call it the douchmunder. i'll make sure to piss in the mashtun and surve it with a lime!
We serve ours, in a pink cup, with a Tampon in it. Yes, it's that gay!
Freak
This is great info to know.
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